AISubs v3.7
Yoda's specialty, fishing!
- I'll do my best! - I'm ready!
- Here's the question! - Okay!
Tetsuya-kun, what are you doing right now?
- "Tetsuya-kun," you say? - Yes.
- Right now... - I'm sure he just came out of his room to get this needle.
- He's playing with his phone in his bedroom. - Yeah.
- I'm sure he's just playing with his clothes. - He's going that far.
- By the way, I think I'm pooping. - Oh, I see!
- That's a strong theory. - Because you're a foodie.
- Hello? - Yes?
- What are you doing right now? - I'm waiting for you guys in bed.
- What were you doing? - I kept my eyes closed and zoned out.
You're tired!
- That's the game we'll be playing. - Oh!
- I see! - Yes.
- We've known each other for a long time, right? - Yes.
- I can kind of guess what kind of life he's living. - Kind of...
- Yeah.
- So, taking advantage of our friend, Tetsuya - kun... - Yes.
- We'll play a little game. - Yes!
- The rules are... - Yes.
- Since we're filming next, you have five days. - Yes.
For 5 days, you can only call once a day.
- Oh! - I see.
Then, when you eat, sleep, go to the bathroom, go to ONA, and take a bath...
- Oh! - When you call, you get 1 point.
- Oh! - I see.
- You even include ONA. - Yes, you're right.
- Even if you don't include ONA, you get 1 point for other items. - Oh, I see.
- I see. - That's how it is.
- Oh! - I see.
If you can get 10,000 points...
Tetsuya-kun will give you a nice gift.
Well, I haven't told Tetsuya-kun, but...
Tetsuya-kun will give you a nice gift.
- Oh, you can get it? - You can get it.
- By yourself? - That's right.
If there's a foul play, I'll be in trouble.
Apparently, there's a foul player.
Without saying anything... "Do you know?"
- "Do you know?" - He'll naturally stand up and go up.
- Let's do our best and get points. - Yes!
See you next week!
5 DAYS LATER...
5 days have passed!
5 DAYS HAVE PASSED...
- Thank you for joining us. - Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
- Huh?! - Aaaaah!
My nose is bleeding!
I think I have poop on my nose.
As for this project, I've already told you that I'm going back home.
- That's why you're wearing pajamas. - But you don't know, do you?
- Why you're here? - Actually, we were playing a game where you guess what Tetsuya is doing right now.
- Oh, I remember that kind of atmosphere. - That's why you three are on the phone every day, right?
No, it was really annoying.
"Uwaaah!" and "Why?!" I was like, "Why not?!"
- What's especially annoying was... - Toshinitsu would say "Hello?" and I'd be like "What?!"
- "What's with you?!" I was like, "what's with you?!" - Toshinitsu was like "ah, I see."
Anyway, we were divided into five parts and were each collecting points.
The person who got the most points was Tetsuya, so you'll be receiving a present.
- Thank you so much! - Thank you!
- When I asked you what you wanted to do today, you brought a present for me.
- I did bring one. - Oh, thank you!
- Is this a prize? - Yes, it is.
Old man Fuga.
- Fuga. - Fuga.
- Old man Fuga. - Old man Fuga.
- I'll read it for you. - Okay.
Go ahead.
Tetsuya-kun and his friend, 11th year. How is it?
I'd like to guess what Tetsuya is up to.
Friday, 11:20 p.m.
"Tetsuya is shooting "Carsui Wood" and "Tokaroi"."
On Thursday night, he goes to Tokyo.
Tomorrow morning, he has work at Okazaki.
He's tired.
I think he's sleeping now.
I'm going to call him now.
- Hello? - Hello.
- Yes, what is it?
- Are you sleeping? - No.
I'm having fun with four friends.
I was playing with my friends.
Well, taking advantage of today's reflection, I would like to hit the drum from tomorrow onward.
It is now the second day, 5 o'clock in the morning.
I have to wake up once in 100% sleeping time, so I will wake up.
He is sleeping.
He is sleeping 100%.
Oh, he picked up.
Great!
Good morning.
What are you doing so early in the morning?
No, no, it's not "what are you doing?"
What are you doing?
Of course you are sleeping.
Thank you!
Great!
Of course you are.
It's 5:30.
Good night.
No, you were sleeping.
You should sleep slowly.
You will get tired.
Good night.
Like this.
I will start with something certain.
It's the third day.
It's 23:45 now.
Today, I had a lot of fun all day and I didn't have time to call you.
I have a plan to guess what you are doing at this time.
There are items.
What is left now is food, bath and toilet.
Now it's food.
It's food.
What is it?
Hello?
What are you doing now?
I told you it's bath and toilet!
It's them!
I will do it!
It's bath and toilet.
I thought it's bath and toilet a lot at this time.
Even if you say it now, you will cry a lot.
You said "it's bath and toilet" to a lot of people now.
It was bath and toilet.
It's the fourth day.
It's 9 o'clock now.
I think it's time for dinner.
We also like dinner.
Hello?
Yes?
What are you doing now?
I woke up and was watching YouTube in bed.
Wow! Why?
What? Why?
You could have been a little happier.
Well, yeah.
Wow! Close! Close!
One more step.
Wow! Why are you in bed at this hour? It's weird.
Wow! A little happier!
People like that are weirder.
I don't look down on you. See you tomorrow.
Yes.
What?
It was really close.
If I get two points, I'll be happy.
I'll bet it on tomorrow.
Yes, it's 5 o'clock at 23:35.
Why is it so late?
I was playing with Tetsuya until a while ago.
On the way home, Tetsuya bought two omelets and a full cup of yakisoba.
I was buying things that would really break my body.
On top of that, he said he was at home, so he's definitely eating now.
Thank you for this.
Thank you for your hard work.
Oh, hello. I'm sorry. Thank you for your hard work.
Are the omelets delicious?
Omelets?
In a few seconds.
Hey!
Are you kidding me?
Didn't you eat?
When I got home and looked at the picture, I was satisfied.
What are you doing? Don't make weird times.
I really timed it and definitely put it in my head now.
I'm thinking about it now.
Annoying!
This is Eva's mischief.
I got a phone call. What are you playing with?
Oh, it looks like it's done.
Oh, damn it!
Yes, there is an omelet in front of me now.
Wow, I was beaten.
Damn it!
It was close for two consecutive times.
So, I got one point.
That's it.
One point.
One regrettable point.
One!
Sometimes, it was close.
A few tens of seconds difference.
When I was eating while I was warming up.
Oh, I see.
It was really close.
I haven't seen it for a while, so I can only say "oh".
You don't have to say it.
It was the tension I saw.
We'll be embarrassed from now on.
Don't lie!
Let's announce the winner.
This is my VTR.
I'm Miyamori team.
It's the second day of "What are you doing, Tetsuya?"
I couldn't make a call for the first day.
Because of my schedule.
I couldn't make a mistake from now on.
So, I'm going to call Tetsuya now.
It's 10 o'clock on the second day.
I think Tetsuya is in the bath or sleeping.
I hope I can aim for these two.
Hello?
Hello!
Tetsuya, what are you doing now?
Now...
I was warming up while I was eating.
You were warming up while you were eating?
I don't care about the room.
I was warming up.
Really?
That's good.
See you later.
What?
Go ahead.
See you later.
What?
I don't know.
These days...
You are scary.
I have strange friends.
So, I finished eating.
Tomorrow...
I'm going to go to the bathroom.
It's the third day.
It's 7:09 now.
I think I'm going to the bathroom.
I'm going to call Tetsuya.
Hello?
What are you doing?
What are you doing now?
You're editing, aren't you?
I was being chased by the editor.
No, I'm chasing you.
Thank you for calling me.
I'm chasing you.
Bye bye.
What are you doing?
You're editing, aren't you?
No, I'm chasing you.
I was just disturbing you.
I'll call you again tomorrow.
It's the fourth day.
Today, I ate food on the radio.
It's 11:30 now.
The door is open.
Cats are coming in.
I'll get angry.
Cats get angry when you throw them.
Hello?
What are you doing now?
I'm watching a motorcycle on YouTube.
Why are you watching a motorcycle?
I thought you were riding a motorcycle in the past.
That's right.
I'm in the bath now.
When will you come in?
I've already come in.
Have you already come in?
I've been out of the bath for about an hour.
Cats have also come in.
Is it a happy video?
It's a happy video.
Look at this.
It's cute.
The gold ball is big.
Is that where you first touched?
I wonder what it is.
I miscalculated.
With this, I'm on day four and I've only won once.
It's over tomorrow.
I'd like to compete for two points.
Right, Ittano-chan?
Let's do our best.
Tetsuya, what are you doing?
It's the last day.
I called you yesterday at 11 o'clock and an hour later.
I'm guessing you're sleeping now.
I'd like to call you.
Hello?
What is it?
What are you doing now?
I'm taking a bath.
Are you taking a bath?
I wanted to join you.
What?
I'm glad you're taking a bath.
Thank you for listening and answering me.
What?
Okay, bye.
I thought you were sleeping, but you were taking a bath.
I'm guessing you're winning.
Are you ready?
I lost.
You lost by two points.
You're good at cooking rice.
When I demonstrated it, I said there were 16 servings of dumplings.
I didn't know what it meant.
I know what you're talking about.
Everyone gathered at Tetsuya's house and made bread at his house.
What are you talking about?
Are you crazy?
You said you'd gather eight people and you bought eight servings of dumplings.
What are you talking about?
You lost by two points.
It's a half-and-half battle.
I'm white.
You're burned up.
Don't think about it and look at me.
Yes.
I thought you were going to hit me.
What do you think you're doing?
Let me announce the final result.
Here is my ideal result.
Yes.
Tetsuya, what are you doing?
It's 7:19 now.
I think it's a sleepover meal.
I'm going to ask Tetsuya for a meal.
Hello.
What were you doing now?
I'm taking a picture.
Don't do stupid things!
You're asking me to take a picture, aren't you?
What is it?
You're asking me to take a picture, aren't you?
What kind of picture is it?
I have a lot of work to do.
There are about six staff members in front of me.
If you're going to quit your job right now, come here.
I'm sorry I interrupted you.
What do you want me to do?
I thought you were going to eat.
I'm not eating.
You're asking me to take a picture, aren't you?
I don't know.
I didn't know.
I didn't know any of the five items, so I don't get a point.
Well, it's 14:40 on the second day.
I don't know what you're doing.
I think you're pooping.
After eating.
What is it?
Why are you the only one?
Oh, I see.
You're pooping now, aren't you?
I'm on the bus right now.
Don't do stupid things!
It was like that yesterday, wasn't it?
You usually move on the bus, don't you?
Then poop on the bus, now.
You don't poop on the bus, do you?
You've been taking pictures since yesterday, haven't you?
It's hard.
Are you taking pictures all day yesterday night and today?
What are you doing weird things?
Wash your neck and wait!
What?
It's not "what"
It's my line!
Ah, he's working
Yesterday, today, and...
Never mind
See you tomorrow
Okay, it's the 4th day
It's 9 in the morning
I think he's still sleeping
I'll call him
What?!
I said "what" not "what"
I'm calling you
Just answer me once, you idiot!
Shut up
I was sleeping
What? What did you say?!
It's 9 in the morning, so I was sleeping
Are you sure you were sleeping?
I said I was sleeping, you idiot!
Go back to sleep!
I woke up because you called me
If you were sleeping, it means you were sleeping
Are you stupid?
I'm stupid? You knew it
Good night
It turns out that he was sleeping
This is a good point
He's sleeping, so it's morning
All circumstances are summarized in this time
Yeah
Okay, I just took a shower
It's a little before 1 o'clock in the evening
Is he sleeping?
What's wrong with you?
Excuse me, what were you doing?
I was watching a weird music video of a new video of a channel called "Toshimitsu Tokai Yomoe-no"
I see
Thank you very much
Where are you?
Where am I?
You're an idiot
Thank you very much
Thank you
What?
He was in the bath
I thought he was sleeping
Bath! That's a good point!
So, it's 2 points in total
It's not bad, isn't it? 2 out of 5
Yes, I see
It was quite difficult, wasn't it?
It's difficult
You sleep at 9 o'clock, don't you?
Don't you sleep at 9 o'clock?
You wake up at 9 o'clock, don't you?
I woke up at 5 o'clock in the morning and made a phone call
That was fast
But for a total of 5 coins, you two are a draw
That's right
That's great
What should I do?
Your voice is small
At first, it's a draw. Point!
It's a draw
I'll take it
That's good
I was called a lot because of the trouble, and I thought I'd give up and die
I prepared something like shit once
But it was too shitty, so I brought a little better one
I brought two
There are two
One of them is really shitty
The first one is this
What are you doing?
I'm serious
I'm serious about this
I've always liked this and kept it in the room
I'll give you one
I want a real one
It's a real one
I'll give you one more
Everyone, congratulations!
It's a google home
I was left over
It's a power supply
You have to plug it in here
I didn't have one
This is it
Then this one is shitty
I like this one better
This one has the power to make people smile
It's hard work, so can you not do it?
It's because of this one, right?
What? Why?
I turned on the alarm and saw Kizuna AI in orange jeans
What are you doing now?
You were deciding like that
You're pooping!
Anyway
No matter how much we spend time together as friends
We don't know how people live
It's hard work, so let's not talk on the phone anymore